2headedwienerdog
2headedwienerdog
2headedwienerdog

I have never read any religious texts, not even the bible. I feel incredibly ignorant in regards to all that. The only thing in which I truly, truly believe is karma. I’ve had some amazingly wonderful/positive “tit-for-tat” moments with the universe, it’s eerie. I just try to be kind and “do unto others...”. I wish

Either/or!

I vote for Face.

I am often envious of people who have a strong faith; it seems to be a source of great comfort, especially during stressful times. My husband is Catholic and when he drives off to Sunday Mass, I wave goodbye and shout, “Say ‘hi’ to Jesus for me!”. He’s a good egg.

I spent a few summers on the east coast in my late teens. One of our favorite nocturnal activities was to turn on all the lights while keeping the screen doors tightly closed. It wasn’t long before they were carpeted with mosquitoes. We would then take a can of Aqua Net and a lighter, blowtorching the fuck out of them

My best friend died from an extremely treatable form of thyroid cancer. He was a Christian Scientist.* He eventually did see an oncologist/doctor, but it was too late; it had metastasized to his lungs and bones. Toward the end he was emotionally devastated because he couldn’t reconcile (?) whether he let down his

Very on point! Bravo.

Nope. Makes me want to upchuck. Ooooof. Bad....

Are grizzlies smarter than the average bear?

Oh dear!

I thought it was Two-Buck Chuck. Has it gone up?

Fangul seems more appropriate for this dude.

This is a great podcast:

Including his mother. She is the most terriblist.

Wow. How pathetic.

Yolanda (van den Herik Hadid Foster-Hadid) Hadid said she got “Chronic” Lyme from a horsefly, not a tick. I don’t know how two of her three kids contracted it.*

Her gray status?

I’m June 4, so not far behind. :(

1970? Me too. So, so old. :(

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