Well, this is sure to garner some attention.

Protégée

I think he was trying to beat us/the readers to the punch by saying this. He knew that people would remember his “rude, thoughtless little pig” voice mail he left for his daughter.

Then she should just call herself K Chyna. Same thing.

HAUNTED?! Don’t leave me hanging! Deets pls!

Gives new meaning to balls to the wall.

Poor Kimberly. She’s the youngest of Kim’s (AKA Twitch) children and has undoubtedly seen the worst of the worst re her mother’s drugging, drinking and huffing. I predict nothing but more heartache. Sad.

Is that a 2 headed guinea pig?!

Kim really has lost her marbles.

I first thought you wrote “Ted Kaczynski”

Kristaaaaan.

I just answered a “Hi how are you?” text from December 4th...

Documentaries ftw. The darker the better.

More like holey hell on my teeth. Too sweet. Way too sweet.

Hey! You got two for the price of one there.

He’s a fine looking man, but Idris Elba ftw. :)

There is tons of sage brush in Colorado and they are riddled with ticks/nests. I believe they’re brown dog ticks and quite a bit larger (relatively speaking) than deer ticks.

Hey. Is this the AM Pines?! Please say yes and please tell me Yolanda (or her “health advocate” Daisy) contacted you after reading your blog. Fingers crossed.

A million trillion stars for Crappens reference.

It’s boring and ticky.