There once was a writer named Mark

Tab Hunter?

LVP, baby.

I find reading Balzac quite relaxing. Give it a go. It might do you some good!

A little testy tonight, eh?

Do you really only have one testicle? Or is it teste?

M. C. Escher

Well, at least we got that squared away.

Which came first, the prince or the piercing?

Smoking is underrated.

Come on, Charlene, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on, Charlene

When he fools around.

Isn’t it marvelous?

He’s looking a little rough around the edges here...

Me neither! But I was too ashamed to admit it!

So he’s a wily little willie sucker (allegedly)?

Or the guy that stepped on a snake while texting and walking:

Or a bridge in Brooklyn.

He’s just calling a spade a spade, man.

I feel as if I was the only kid whose parents didn’t want her when they divorced. I was around 12 (1982) when they divorced (don’t even know the exact year) and they treated me like a diseased hot potato. They “resolved” it by sending me to an out-of-state boarding school and fighting over who would have pay. My acct…