Yup, they owe a ton of money. Who’s the restitution whore now, Teresa?

Meanwhile, MeGo has a FIVEhead.

I love a good widow’s peak. I wonder why it’s called that...I suppose I could Google, but lazy.

I have serious widow-peak envy.

Jennifer Aniston has the same issue. And isn’t she half Greek?

Paying off interest on the marble and guilt?

Oh, my sainted aunt! Don’t mention that disgusting stuff in front of me!

No mas Kris.

No, it’s dealing with with their friends’ parents, especially the “score keeping” moms.

I did the same, except with Trader Joe’s mini chicken tacos. I ate seventeen. Turned my insides to spackle.

I tried alcoholism once. Worked for me...until it didn’t. :(

At the same time? That’s quite the feat! :)

Even Paul Newman?

Ron Jeremy

It’s called kneeling at the alter.

Good to hear. Keep on truckin’!

What? No ring?!? JK :)

You are over-thinking this, imo.

I haven’t read the book, but someone posted yesterday (I think) that that the author’s nom de plume, EL James, was in homage to James Deen?