Why I otter...

Do you mean opinionated AND trite? Or did you misspell trite?

This guy is awesome!

Dino forever.

Anything Ferris reminds me of Bueller. Great movie.

My mom took me to see Reds when I was seven. She yelled at me afterwards bc I fidgeted the entire time. Well, duh!

I think your ex-bf is my now-husband. As I type this, I am lying here in front off the fire with a down comforter and a back heater. SoCal is cold right now. Bonus: Rain predicted.

But do they match the drapes?

He reminds me of an insect.

Sheana needs to lay off the makeup. She is much prettier au naturelle, imo.

No one is grosser than Jax. No one.

I need to learn the difference between a bad touch and a good touch.

I agree. My ignorance is my bliss. Got to get it somewhere.

Yes. He is a sociopath. 100%.

And roses...and the occasional rosebud.

I so want to rub the tips of his ears...

🎶 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to yoooouuuuu...🎶

My mother used to try make me walk to school with a book on my head (I never did because duh!). She’s English. Maybe that’s why?

Paul Newman, too. My husband used to live in his area and said he was the most beautiful person he had ever seen.

That’s one strawberry I’d like to eat!