There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

It also carries a different context when someone uses it to specifically denigrate a group of people as opposed to when someone is rapping or singing along to a song. Just not a big deal. At all. And I feel like I have to say it - I’m black.

That’s ‘cos he doesn’t speak Raving Fuckwit, which is the only language Louie Gohmert understands

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

I heard freedom is just another word for nothing left in Toulouse. It didn’t make any sense to me either.

Leeeerooooy van der Jeeeeenkins!!!

Jesus! Just imagine if any of those kicks with their wooden shoes would have landed!

Rodriguez:: “Alright, take this to Kinkos and make twenty copies. In color!”

I swear to god this dude’s fantasies about shooting school shooters (and then the teacher would be all pew pew pew and the bad guy would be all pew pew pew and then the teacher would do like a really cool flip and then kick the gun out of the guy’s hands and then the teacher would shoot the bad guy) exceed even the…

Is that how it works in Georgia? Jeez, when I arrived in Colorado, I found a subaru waiting in my garage.

Maybe Jerry Jones should stay off email.

You can metaphorically lick my taint.

The greatest line in Colts history probably involved powder but this is still a glimpse into the sadness that is a fan base declaring a rivalry with a team that’s barely aware you exist. Stop embarrassing yourselves, the Titans have more important things on their mind.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

+1 you’ll make a great single mother

It’s spelled “Dickchester,” but its pronounced “Diceturr.”

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady