This shit is colder than Minnesota

You’re really good at having an argument with yourself. But it seems unnecessary to post that argument on a discussion board if you’re just arguing with yourself.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

No matter what the Dems did, 35% of them were going to blame them. I am sure 35% of them blamed the Dems because it was partly cloudy today. The good news is that if the Republicans go back on their word, they lose even more leverage with the 25% that is up for grabs in November.

Lots of agrees. Also I admit I’m confused by Julianne’s sense of her own place in this landscape. She laments that this instance of bad reporting leaves the door “a little wider for self-righteousness,” instead of sparking an important conversation. But even if you agree with Julianne’s take in every respect (I…

I’d have to say it’s a tie between the top 784 times I’ve had sex, where each time I lasted two pumps and then ashamedly said, “Wow, I never came that fast before, you really had me turned on a LOT.”

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

I’m not watching it unless it ends like this:

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

Yeah, totally sucks when other people care about the team you like.

Hey, Lotta Prudes is my favorite conservative porn star.

I’ve heard the “it would be arrogant to think we’re alone” line a bunch in the past two weeks. The unlikelihood of intelligent life visiting earth isn’t so much in that there isn’t any out there. Most physicists would tell you that it’s a near certainty that there is life outside our solar system. It’s the extreme…

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Even Wentz read this joke and thought, “worth it.”

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Which has exactly nothing to do with being a serf.

Here’s the real mess: while everything you say is true, he’s being replaced with Mike Pompeo. Who is being replaced in his role at the CIA with Tom Cotton.

I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Holy shit, the meeting people and it’s not even close. Sports radio callers are just pissed off about their team and have no one to listen to them. People who go to town hall meetings have to leave their home and go sit in a room filled with other people who are also there to yell at some public official about the…