Mariner fan here - since when is baseball season not over after May 1st? Is this a new thing they’re trying out?

“Double Bird?!?”

I mean, she has “Bot” in her last name, seems a little on the nose for social media shenanigans.

I guess it’s time to come clean. My wife has created multiple Kinja accounts just to reply to my shit with a “+1.” I had no clue until the other night over dinner she told me “Don’t eat too much. You owe me big for all of those Drew-Magary-as-Zordon +1s.” 

“The Trump Movement is racist. It was always there but not as outwardly racist as it is now. White people who weren’t aware of how bad it was are now more willing to listen to the concerns of those who are affected by conscious and unconscious racism. That is the one good thing to come out of the last few years. I’m…

This is how I read the post:

“America should be nicer to minorities, a long-ignored fact that has been drawn into stark relief by the election of President Unchained Id.”

How many times do we have to liberate the French? HOW MANY TIMES?

K.

yeah, no. Innocent until PROVEN GUILTY. The proof lies with the accuser. Everyone is 100% innocent until the state proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant is guilty. Kind of a big deal. You know, what our entire legal system is built on.

I know it is completely unfair to just assume that everyone in this video is a Trump supporter...but hey, life ain’t fair.

But why assistant to the chairman? I think he’s ready to be the chairman right now.

Funnily enough, “historically horrendous boner” was #3 on my ex’s list of “Reasons Why I’m Dumping You.”

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

I’m finally getting Rush after putting it off for a million years and now everybody hates Rush. Goddamn.

Replay across all sports should be killed and buried unless it meets the two criteria: instant, and definitive.

The article doesn’t mention it, but during this kid’s next at bat the pitcher threw at his head and hit the lady in charge of handing out the free snow cones.

Hi Reid, how are you? I want to say first that this article was AMAZING, and we’re all thrilled just to be reading it right now.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Conga swimmin’ conga swimmin’ conga swimmin’