Haha, I thought there was no way someone else would’ve chosen the Christmas Story Oldsmobile. A not insignificant part of me wants to “grow up” to drive a 1937 Oldsmobile and yell at my furnace, I’m not really sure why.

Inverted monument to lice combs. Fucking hell you owe me a keyboard... 

Jesus Christ...

“I lit $4000 on fire, and now I’d like to pass the torch”

Nothing funny or witty to post tonight. (I’ll fuck with you later.) I have sons your age. Well, ten years younger than you, but still. Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all. He is with us daily. Every time I go to this site, it is with the hope of good news. Drew, get well. Much love to you, your wife, your kids.

Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them. 

In that whole thread, there is only one reply that comes with the “This media may contain sensitive material” warning.

I went through a brief phase where I was screeching “PllllleeeeeeAAAAAAASE? Make PEEEEEEEEACE?” at my wife whenever I did something mildly annoying.

Very brief, because otherwise I would not be alive to make this report.

I saw the Dark Crystal for the first time a few weekends ago. Now I just walk around the house screeching “Chaaaaaammmmmmberlain!!” at my girlfriend when I need something.

Not going to happen. You’d have to successfully challenge the current longstanding disclaimer found in one form here:

a single white male, aged 18-35, low IQ, awkward in social situations, have trouble holding on to jobs, etc. etc.

Is anybody here really surprised that Taylor Swift would play a role in the downfall of society? It seemed obvious. Like when someone who always plays a villain plays the victim’s neighbor on a murder mystery.

That postal Jeep has my stamp of approval.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

That appears to be a light-duty truck.

I won’t dispute your awesomeness. I had a similar attitude toward pot until I was in my late 20's.

Feeling schadenfreude for the shod-in-fraud.

He’s popular with the kids.

One of the funniest things ever was when on the Bait Car show someone stole the car full-well knowing that it was the Bait Car. People were yelling at him from the sidewalk that it was a Bait Car but he didn’t care because he wanted to get on TV.