Got destracted. Get me out of the grey. Don't suck. 

Did not, you...maa'm...retire? I just placed a Santa order...and I'm drunk. Everyone misses the boobs. And if not, they can bring it to my door. Socially acceptable...my goddamned Mother will tell you that was a swing and a miss. #giggle

Puta!!!

Hold my goddamned beer!!! Lol

Thanks.... @navy

Matt Damon is like...older than Kate Blanchette. Bruv.

GO ARMY!!!

Unfortunately. Own cats. Come at me.

Kinja fucked me. *you're

Get me out of the grays, or you're a scheister.

More like tails-a-wagon. Lol 

Classy wagon.  Lol 

Wtf is wrong with you people? Suck it up, cupcakes. Try sourcing parts to keep a 72 Pinto Wagon on the road. And the exchange rate was 1.7689 to $1. Cunts. Goddamned camshaft was 300...and bless me, someone in Nashville still knew those heads. 10/10, would recommend. 

I’m only here due to Google News Feed. Maybe think about that...the lotof ya'!

You are glitteraly fucking with me, the lot of you. No? Carion. Lmao!

Get me out of the grey, or lick my sweaty ballsack. Ban me...don't give 2 shits. Squishy tots are weird gross. 

That's...fantastic.

It's hotter then hell, and the tater tots are squishy. Squishy tots!!! Think about that.

Piss off. :)

Cotd...right here...where did ya thank you were going? 1 and done. #queers