I had an ‘81 Accord once upon a time, and it was the first car I ever took to its top speed - which I had to estimate based on the tachometer reading because the speedo stopped at 85 mph.

But the old 403 begs for it. Just look how it dresses, all flat and straight with underpasses and great sight-lines and farms for as far as the eye can see.

Like great-great-’gran-owen always said, ‘Never trust a man with neon purple hair who streams video games as a side gig.’

I could have said the same, but I chose to pay you a compliment.

Your account’s been hacked.

lol Apple: Putting lipstick on a pig since 1976

To be fair, those pigs were best in show for a few years...
And now they’ve been putting lipstick on the lipstick pig’s corpses for most of a decade.

I bet you stand in line to get your phone every year.

counterpoint: snitches get stitches

lol Apple: Putting lipstick on a pig since 1976

Should be using a similar method as the age old 2jz swap.

B. One on top of the other.

It’s cause they’re hungry.

Normally, an injection of semen causes unbearable pain for 18+ years.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man!

I hear that doesn’t do South Africans much good...

*Hugs* Condolences.

I am sorry for your loss.

Ahhh, microwave-safe. I remember, way back in the misty days of 2004, our office junior (think intern, but paid) was ordered by the Office Piss-slit (aka, Wanky Jeremy from Marketing) to microwave his lunch. He hands her his lunch in his “special bowl” (wanker) and tells her it’s to be microwaved on full for four…

You realize they went out of business, right? Think about that fact, then ask your question again.......to yourself.