I think the look he’s going for is “kid who lives with his parents in Diamond Bar, goes to community college, and spends all his money on tricking out his ‘03 Civic and street racing it in Irwindale at night.”

I mean, you guys realize - if you read a single word of the article - that the headline was a joke. It’s hilarious that people posting about how Deadspin knows nothing and it’s writers are stupid - can’t be bothered to read a word of the article (or understand its contents, I guess).