Ha!

When did “loose” replace lose? Why is this happening so much now? This shit is driving me crazy.

The Seattle Screwjob

Bryan’s clearly not a Nas fan.

Jay Mariotti

For reference, he’d be in the 105 kg weight class in the Olympics, in which the world record for the clean and jerk is 236 kg, about 520 pounds. The best American C&J in the 105 is 220 kg, about 485 pounds. To qualify for the US University Championships, he’d have to total 227 kg between the snatch and C&J, which he…

The Longest Form

Hello/It’s me/I was wondering if you’d like a flashlight so you could finally see/All these black men

Congratulations, you’ve used the words “agenda” and“social justice warrior,” think you’re “pointing out” something that other people decent enough to not make shit comments have already thought about, and you felt the need to qualify your shit non-joke of a comment with a parenthetical that’s longer than the non-joke…

Jesus, guy, it’s not “trolling.” It’s not an “incorrect recap.” They don’t write posts just so they can have dozens of shitty, whiny comments under them. The scores are right. It’s a simple joke that’s been around for decades. It is emphatically not a good thing to be mad online about.