+1 grey pube

New Busch is great, but nothing beats old bush

Bathrooms AND drugs!!! Cards fans always have to rub it in!!

Best Xans in Baseball

Yes.

Bit of a risk for Houston. The only way Lawson fits there is if he can first admit that he has a problem.

“And did you know 90 minutes really isn’t the end of the game.... Sometimes two people have to touch the ball, sometimes one.... And will someone PLEASE explain the offsides rule to me?”

If you’re going to go for the joke that is such low-hanging fruit it is scraping against the grass, at least put a few seconds into making it funny. I feel like banning everybody.

It’s kind of sad watching Federer still be great enough to make deep runs in so many grand slam events, but at the same time be just a little too past his prime to win most of them.

I enjoyed this excerpt from the upcoming book Shit My Nerd Says.

Brick by brick. This makes me happy. For every little girl that likes to play hard, this is a seriously important event.

Here is a picture of him personally removing all videos from YouTube:

Super 8’s rewards wizard is kind of sketchy.

Holy shit. What are the odds of finding two disheveled white guys with beards in Arizona?

silly kobe, memes are for kids

Take it easy there, John Harkes.

It is pretty easy to believe considering the US has the best defense in the tournament.

When they’re making t-shirts for Luis Suárez to let him know that he’s supported after getting suspended for using a racial slur while doing everything short of calling Sterling uppity for years, well, one starts to wonder about some of the most visibly apparent differences between the two men.