Thanks for not giving us the full story, St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Now I'll never know what racial slur that guy called Curt Ford.

Why? You don't like Coors Light, high fives, backwards hats, socks with Adidas sandals and rape jokes?

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

Ah, the cozy confines of Green Street.

Okay, now we're definitely jumping the shock

I would enjoy it if there wasn't this insane insistence on superlatives as facts. "No argument for anyone other than Barça having the strongest forward line on the planet." Bale-Benzema-Ronaldo? Ribery-Muller-Robben? Sure there's an argument, a fun argument at that. In the Coutinho article from whenever that was,…

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

Been there. Done that.

Knowing Missouri, it wouldn't be chocolate sprinkles they are pooping.

Hey man. Don't blame me. :)

Not that I enjoyed it, but my, uh, girlfriend thought this was super hot and wants to read more.

Gordon Hayward is one of Arsenal's Indistinguishable White Boys.

C'mon you're better than that

"U Got the Hook Shot"

"Rae Sremmurd" was also the verdict reached by the dyslexic juror in the Carruth trial.

MORE VLAD PLEASE

Timely reporting, considering it's March 2.

Mortal Kombat has gone too far.

If that paragraph strikes you as a recommendation ...