I know, they should have put it in the nut graph.

They blockquoted the balls quote. Why did they blockquote the balls quote?

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

$0.

Hasn't Dwyane Wade won 3 championships doing this?

Don't think too hard about it, it's a shitty joke.

Hopefully, there won't be one fucking "the right way" comment, and I'm not even a Cards fan. Be decent human beings. So much potential gone at such a young age. Condolences to his family and friends.

Rest In Peace, Kid. Very sad day.

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

Now I feel bad for not including a reference to this.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

I mean, that is fucking disgusting.

Amar'e Stoudemire poked himself in the eye with a kazoo and is out indefinitely.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

Tons of people buy Bud Light, but none of them are willing to fight you for its honor.

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

"Just kidding, that was awesome."

Common Core strikes again!