Treating a super bowl victory as some shitty consolation prize for not having the abysmal NBA in our town is like telling Jay Z he's lucky to be married to Beyonce when he could have gotten herpes from Kesha if only he had tried harder.

If they could fuck themselves, they wouln't have needed to steal our basketball team.

Go f*ck yourself, Oklahoma City!

Actually the biggest skeleton bad boy is Biggie Smalls.

Teammates reached for comment had nothing but glowing things to say about Lueshen.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

Now that's the Bruce Jenner I remember