That's because it's played by criminals

I’ve wasted way too many hours of my life watching the Mariners to agree with this ranking.

Wow, and I thought my parents were driving me crazy.

The best thing is IOS autocorrects to add the umlaut when you type Motörhead. See, it just did that. That is bad ass.

Excuse me, but Cheif fans don’t bleat (they might whoop, but frankly who cares?). Rams fans bleat. In fact, I was bleating all over Seattle yesterday.

So you're saying I can go back and change my vote?

I never thought I’d star a handgun comment, but I’m starring a handgun comment. This isn’t a pipe off, boys. Do they make stickers of Calvin pissing on a Sig??

Merry fucking Christmas Ellie. I won't sleep for a week.

Word to your grandfather (sorry)

I almost Shat myself laughing

Kinja is really slow today

Roman was more of a Rainbow Dash, really.

I stil have this. And Jarts.

Just for fun, Google “sexing beavers.” You’ll find something very different than you are expecting.

Hot take!

Boba Fett FTW

Sure Ice Cube sold out but it's not the whitest thing ever.

As if we ever really went the moon

And by “things” you mean cryptocurrency?

Thanks Gizmodo!