Phone’s blowing up on a (insert day of week here)

IBUs on this are 45, which is low for IPAs but still well within pale ale range. I use ABV as a proxy because it's usually the only number you get on the bottle.

Reminds me of a fight between my kids. One hits, the other over reacts. They both suck and should be sent to their rooms.

I just hope this doesn't go to his head

Not my style but I get why you like it.

go on...

it is bad (but consistent!)

there are people east of the rockies?

IPAs generally have less malt and more hops. That usually means higher IBU and higher ABV.

Ok, HALOMANZERO

I blame Jeff Green

Yes it’s not an IPA, even if that’s how it’s labelled. It’s fucking great though.

Will, you need some West Coast beer.

Yeah they are unclear in their messaging. It’s 6% ABV, very light and easy to drink, not really an IPA.

This is America’s Best Pale Ale (although the West Coast double IPA is even better)

No one did more than Ian to make punk okay for the kids, so I like that you went there.

Kevin is perfect here. Well done.

Related:

All jokes aside, all my friends and I have essentially turned into our parents. Punk was the way I got away from my parents, now look at me. Fuck.

thanks for your input, get-dick