I don't want to know where that goes

Wow you are a dumb ass

Dear god, Tim Brown is an awful writer

he couldn't beat junior, but he could have easily hit 25/year. he hit laser line drives to right, over and over again, in bp. he's the best hitter (and worst teammate) i've ever seen.

I hope Ichi got the gift basket

Where the hell is Joey Chesnutt?

I read it the same way as Krakoa

I'm a minimalist

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asshat

You are stupid and sad

Got the whole fist up there, doc?

There's a reason they're on Jeopardy and you aren't.

Florida, amirite, slightly homophobic meat jokes, same old gifs, blah, blah, blah

best snacks in baseball, the cracker way, gratuitous TLR drinking joke, blah blah blah

Did you see the huge Puma bags? I'm guessing he's got back up.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/michae…

So you made perfect Decisions (tm) when you were sober? God you must be magnificent.

SEC player of the year or not, he never projected as a high pick. He's a tweener and had the worst combine in recent memory. We should all hope he makes the Rams based on talent alone, but it's going to be tough, especially on that D.

I bet you totally nailed it at 25