Did he hurt his hair?

I blame the Swiss

Well, yes, but his days are numbered. We saw Ronaldo and Messi shut down in this Cup when it mattered (Messi obviously was better, though). This Cup will be remembered for a return to attacking, aggressive football, and there are a number of players ready to contend for the mantle...

I know you're bitter, Mr. Bonerland, but keep your chin up. Maybe you'll get into the University of Phoenix next year.

That was a great match, but I still don't think it makes sense to have a "best of the losers" game in a knockout tournament. Its obviously done for the money, and I get why folks don't have a lot of sympathy for the millionaire players, but its still irrelevant and unnecessary. Drop it...

If I can telling you to chill, will you keep insisting you are already totally chilled?

You seem a little uptight. I wonder how you could fix that...

In this case, the ex-girlfriend is an SI cover model, and you sure as hell would take her back.

The Cardinal Way is up the butt, Bob.

oh you gon get sued for dat

They have soft hands and knowing eyes

The J-Man and I snorted weapons-grade Ketamine off Brett Farve's asscrack while an albino transvestite hooker jerked us both off. It was pretty chill.

I don't see nothing wrong with a little rise and grind

I thought Suarez was the First Dick of the World Cup.

At this point the official Luis Suarez fan club is down to one member, its founder, Marv Albert.

Rex the Wonder Dog. Still the best.

I still think he was faking it...

Ferris, is that you?

I'm glad you asked. I'm partial to WD-40: you get fire and lube in one handy can.

Print out the picture. Set your penis on fire. Put your penis next to the picture. Take another picture. Duh.