you probably can get that fixed at rite-aid

you are write

no, you are not right

why is he spanking it with his left shoulder? is this how the .50% jerk off?

"Been trying to get tongue from Larry Legend for 30 years." -Zeke

You can call him King Bee

That is the best case scenario...someone else gets the Clips and Ballmer gets a $1B expansion franchise in Seatown as second prize.

After jerking Jeter off, the Cardinals politely asked him to leave. In the limo to the airport, Jeter found a "Cardinals Way" gift basket, complete with a Stan the Man autographed mini-bat, a jar of Mike Shannon's sticky and sweet St Louis BBQ sauce, and a box of Joe Garagiola brand toasted ravioli.

After jerking Jeter off, the Cardinals politely asked him to leave. In the limo to the airport, Jeter found a "Cardinals Way" gift basket, complete with a Stan the Man autographed mini-bat, a jar of Mike Shannon's sticky and sweet St Louis BBQ sauce, and a box of Joe Garagiola brand toasted ravioli.

So cute. Just like the time folks in Aaron Hernandez's old neighborhood threw Pats hats on his parents' lawn after Hernandez's third murder.

Jordan, the year the Bulls went 72-10

Someone's singing my life back to me

I think I'm going to run out and get a Twinkie. Maybe a couple of Snowballs and a Ding Dong, too.

I'm not mad, bro

So if you've never heard of the word, it must be made up? That is some Grade A navel-gazing millennial bullshit. Dude, most readers here know what it is. The others looked it up. There also is something enriching about doing a little (in this case, very little) research, figuring something out (by yourself) and…

Umm, what? This is a sports website.

A. Sorry you had to do a little work. B. Sorry you aren't a good enough fan to know the answer immediately.

now that actually is an interesting part of this discussion...typically franchisors can strip franchisees of their right to hold themselves out as a franchisee, but not the underlying business, property, revenue, etc. but the nba constitution allows the association to force a sale based on certain circumstances. …

lawyers can get creative and shit, and there are many options available here. folks are jumping to conclusions, which generally is a bad idea. in fact, i learned that in law school.

and sterling has the right (and money) to contest that decision in the courts. our courts tend to protect property owners and strike down overly broad restrictions on ownership, although less so in contractual situations between sophisticated parties. still, sterling will have a case, which is my point. it ain't a…