My metalhead friend used to have a Cannibal Corpse poster on his wall with a disfigured monster with long, pointy metal legs walking through a sea of bloody, dismembered bodies.

He was just teaching Juan that police officers and nutty coworkers can shoot black people with minimal repercussions.

"Wear a raincoat.

I think it stands for "Opry", IIRC.

You can actually smell with that thing???

It takes a full-time crew of 50 just to handle the bras.

It capsized.

They're doing a bunch of male full-frontal as well.

Any port in a storm…

Will the boobs also be bigger? Asking for a friend.

Fine. I change my mind on that point.

We are in the golden age of television, and I have tens of shows that I am supposed to be watching. I do believe that you'd get your ass kicked for eating vanilla ice cream at a Cold Stone Creamery. I think that's law in certain states.

I know, right. He would be the most derivative superhero if not for that Max Steele (Steel?) movie. Well… he still might be even more derivative than that.

Daredevil was trained by a blind, homeless man for like six months.

Meh, more than the racism, it's just boring. It's the missionary sex of the superhero genre, and the superhero genre is tied with zombies and Mumford and Sons for the missionary sex of the entertainment sector.

A black screen with men growling at one another like rabid wolves.

Doesn't Cocteau basically run San Angeles? I hear he's quite the philanthropist.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAAAME?????

*Sinbad appears and tenderly puts his hand over your heart*

That's also what gave us Meteor Man!