One more reason soccer sucks absolute dick.

I'm pretty sure the position of the ball (when caught) determines the call on this play, not the position of the player's feet.

His nickname is AD.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

"That's the last time I ask Jalopnik commenters for advice on making a bus purchase." - coach

To answer the other poster's question, everyone - players and journalists - took joy in this because this guy's getting a perfect game would have fatally devalued the feat and baseball in general.

I hate most things SEC but I like this kid.
Keep both middle fingers in the air and if he beats Bama, im going to love watching espn try to spend the next 9 weeks justifying why Teddy Bridgewater is "more deserving" of the Heisman over someone who might end up shattering records this year.

100% Diff these idiots trying to make everything racial are doing a disservice to those truly being affected by racism every day

I think that was more of a "no one wants your autograph" gesture. Which is a pretty awesome comeback if the Rice defenders tried using the autograph stuff as trash talk.

Thanks for the response. I think that those are two very appropriate criteria. I guess reasonable minds can differ as to what is newsworthy.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

If anyone has an issue with Jets going down in NY, it is Pete Carroll.

Details aren't clear, but this appears to be an agreement between Texas A&M.

Cam Newton would like a word with you about your theory on race.

Is there a non-perverted way to describe my love for Jon Miller's voice? Help?

Stripped out turbo full-on racecar versus fully optioned stock street car. What a surprise.

Sounds like driver error in the 12C to me...

Not the current 49ers. The sleeve striping is all wonky. And as for the Cowboys, they need to find some consistency in their blues and greys/silvers.

That is the most well-deserved and nonchalant punching I've ever seen.