Really, the names damaged their reputation?? I would have thought the still smoldering ruin of their aircraft did that just fine already

Hope this joke wasn't too DiffikultD for you to understand!

"Who's responsible for this racist embarrassment?!"

Oh. My God. That can't be real. Do you have proof? If it is, everybody at that station should get fired. Not for being racist, but for not seeing this for what it is.

Never accept poor substitutes.

Aaron Hernandez: "I'll see your double homicide outside a club, and raise you an execution style slaying."

that's also how the world found out she plays for NY.

As a Spurs fan, I won't complain about the Manu call, because we got a metric ton of ticky-tack fouls go our way in the 3rd quarter. LBJ turning the switch on, Ray's dagger, Manu's turnover barrage, Green not showing up, Kawhi bricking the FT that would've made it a 4-point game, Pops taking out Duncan twice...only…

Or, y'know, kid could have made a foul shot with 30 seconds to go and sealed the game. Either way.

LeBron is a good player but I just don't see the killer instinct that will make him a great player. Dude is too soft and thinking too much.

I got that, and its rather useless on this site. Its not what I come here for. I actually thought this was a Jezibel or Gwaker article at first (no offence to Jason).

I'm sorry but this is such a pointless story. It sounds like a common interaction between a young girl and a prudish old person. I don't see what's the big deal, why it needs to be news worthy, and why its on Jalopnik. I'd much rather hear about Jay Leno's newest addition to his collection or something.

As a Devils fan, I'd give up any player to have him back for all of our games. Say whatever you want about his verbiage, but Doc is the best play-by-play guy for any North American sport.

I'd rather read it here than on awful Reddit. Less likely to run into a brony or some drooling Men's Rights doofus libertarian.

Never underestimate the value of shock. You have to stop the tantrum in its tracks or it will continue despite whatever punishment you dish out. A smack or cold water works just fine, when applied at the right time. Wait too long into the tantrum and they will push their limits even if you engage them, because by that…

I dunno, sounds to me like the cold shower worked

Bro, you fuckin water boarded your daughter. BRA-VO

Well, thanks a lot for making me Google 'Mogen clamp'.

Eh, as a Spurs fan, I put aside my general Western Conference & In-State Distaste for the two other teams to pull for whichever one is still in it once the Spurs get knocked out most years, because Texas Pride. But yeah, this has been a crazy-fun year to be a Spurs fan, and definitely cherish it.

As a Rockets fan, I have a friendly hatred of the Spurs and have NEVER rooted for them. I really hate for them to win another title, but it is certainly the lesser of two evils to seeing the Heat win anymore.