For fuck’s sake, Jalopnik. Not every car needs to be fawned over. Some cars are just cars. Tercels, Ladas, Corollas, most Mazdas, whatever piece of garbage David Tracy is shoving down our throats - they’re just utilitarian devices for transportation.

Ahem. The greatest female tennis player who ever lived.

Is she in the mood to talk about, maybe, a salad or two?

Nostradamus at all.

“We go through the issues that normal people go through times 10.”

“It’s Never Too Late To Admit That The Big Lebowski Is Just an OK Movie With Some Kinda Good Characters And a Few Pretty Funny Scenes.”

Redundant.  

Fuck him and fuck you only slightly less.

As a wise man once said, “Give it a go if you’re ‘ard enough!”

Movies. The height of human achievement in 2018. Congratu-fucking-lations.

You know when you step in dog shit, and you lift your shoe up....?

Hey! Did y’all hear that water is WET?

Wait, didn’t Deadspin tell us all that Shiffrin was the shit, the whole shit, and nothing but the shit?

See also, “The Root” and “Splinter”.

Soooo, what’s your point?

They finally found a “song” that matches the level of the “sport”.

Not too shabby for a colossal asshole!

Splinter and Root commentariat must be absolutely shitting themselves right about now.

Little animals are soooo cute!

Brother, if you didn’t see the real meaning it had for that girl, you were looking elsewhere.