RE: Shaving
Any decent human man starts from the bottom of the neck up to the jaw line. Nothing gets the blood flowing like going right for the jugular. Plus, you don’t set off an avalanche of shaving cream stubble as you would starting from the face.

It’s really the only acceptable method, much like 45 degree stapling.

Semantics aside, would he not still be employed had he not opted out?

Um...who?

Maybe don’t include Aaron Fucking Hernandez in your first sentence, “Health Editor.”

Premeditated murder and suppression of evidence after the fact do not deserve the slightest association with CTE. Hernandez was a murderous piece of shit regardless of the toll his (very brief!) football career exacted upon him. He was…

Excellent points, to be sure. But when will they apologize for Jemele Hill being a terrible broadcaster?

Boo fucking hoo.

By the way, nice editing of Dipp’s pathetic Twitternovela performance, Bob. Dude tried to cast a fucking 9/11 shield, for fuck’s sake! 99% of the flak he caught was for being bad at sideline reporting, not his command of the English language.

Bob Ley is usually on point, but not this time.

But this piece of shit wasn’t put in prison for being an addict. He was imprisoned for being a piece of shit that murdered two completely innocent people. I give not one fuck about what said piece of shit has to say about anything. I’d rather hear from the millions of addicts that don’t kill people. Fuck Otte and…

Fuck right off.

Careful, your black cis male privilege is showing.

What?

Sorry you feel so bad about yourself. Why is that, exactly?

It’s cute how you use the fancy words.

If you’re defending Maxine Waters, you should probably go sit your ass down somewhere.

......aaaaaaand the preview opt-in is already closed. Nice.

Jesus Christ, what is this sentence? And ‘kayfabe’ is pronounced ‘kerferb’? IS ANYTHING REAL, ANYMORE?

Maybe because approximately every post around here tells me that I am to blame simply because I am white, no matter my beliefs or actions.

Also, non-racists are out here killing people, in vastly larger numbers.

A [white] woman died Saturday...

Bullying. In an NFL locker room....Oooookay.

Poor that shit down the goddamn sink.

I'm so disappointed with the sousaphones...