I'm so disappointed with the sousaphones...

I'm so disappointed with the sousaphones...

Eh, the jury's still out, but I would put murderers, rapists, Nazis, Klansmen, Skip Bayless, and Lindy West-themed commenters further down that list.

Man, that sucks. Truck Awareness Month is right around the corner!

The rabbit hole of Youtube never ceases to amaze me. Or maybe it's the Salvators.

Pardon me, but I missed the part of the post that called for a governmental authority to confiscate the vehicle and incarcerate the offender. Now, had that car been adorned with "Commies Drool! Freedom Rules!" decals, your free speech rant would at least be relevant; the Chinese government doesn't really handle public…

Because the Rangers and Rays tied for the second AL wildcard spot. One game tiebreakers to determine a post-season spot are nothing new in MLB; they added that provision in 1969 when MLB went to divisional play. There were one game tiebreakers played in 1978 (Bucky fuckin' Dent!), 1980, 1995, 1998, 1999, 2007-2009.

Probably right about the time it no longer rolls on four wheels, sprouts wings, and acquires lift.

Somehow they let him on this council. I don't know how.

Thank you for your bravery. I wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one with a big neon question mark over my head.

I don't know how y'all "isolated" the audio, but the audio during the actual broadcast was much clearer. And then NBC isolated its own audio, and it was also very clear.

"...back toward the offense."

From "Mr. Coffee":

No, it's AD. As in "All Day."

So he's kinda like Cam Newton!

Good or bad has nothing to do with ESPN's decisions. It's all about eyeballs.

Pretty sure the Gawker mission statement has a clause stating that, whenever possible, Texas must be attached to any and all negative posts.

Automatic shoulder belts!

Last time I checked, pot was illegal in Louisiana. After that, I checked something else; it is not illegal to take money for signing one's own name to an item (or 4,000!) of memorabilia. (Yes, I know. If some shady memorabilia dealer makes accusations that he is unwilling to back up, the NCAA is bound to investigate;…