After the Lt Gov (accused rapist) and Attorney Gen (admitted blackface wearer), we have the Republican House Speaker Kirk Cox.

I genuinely believe the non-media types talking about this and making it a big deal or acting like it’s a big deal have never seen a SOTU before. What happened last night regarding applause has been the case for at the barest minimum this century (but I am assuming (quite comfortably) way longer, I just don’t remember…

Dude, I just had an exchange with a friend of a friend on FB. People were bringing up Trump’s moral failings, and then came the “whatabout Clinton?”

Yeah! Stupid libruls! Republicans were always super enthusiastic to Obama’s speeches!

Republicans politely screamed “You lie!” like proper etiquette demands, not rudely rolling their eyes like those shameful Democrats.

They’re playing into Juniors delusion that the Trump family is now a political family like the Kennedy family. That’s another reason Trump wants that wall, so his idiot son can campaign next to it in the future.

Where was the outrage when the Republicans would have tepid reactions to Obama, Fox News? Where, I ask you!

You guys think these people scum actually believe any of this shit? You know they’re in their read through with the producer like “LOL, c’mon man, you want us to say this shit with a straight face? What are we even doing anymore?

I mean, the nerds in Revenge of the Nerds were the heroes of that movie, and they secretly filmed women undressing, put revenge-porn in pie tins, and straight-up raped someone. So, not just the bullies and jocks.

You do realize that literally anyone the Dems put up will be hammered ad nauseam by Trump and the Republicans regardless of how little baggage they have? Remember when swiftboating became a verb, when the flag-humping party of thankyewferyerservice literally mocked a soldier’s Purple Heart? Remember how little baggage…

The phrase “judicial temperament” appled to BK is such a corncob turd on top of that shit sundae.

Good lord. I like Warren and everything, but this is all I can picture about when I think about she’s come off in this whole Native American controversy:

The truck in the picture appears to be on some kind of unpaved section of soil. Why would you ever drive off of pavement?

This is the kind of pointless bullshit that makes pickup trucks, basically farm equipment in the past, reliabile and cheap, $60,000 luxury vehicles.

Can someone make a truck that has no toys (i dont even want AC and a radio), no comfort, and is sub-$20,000?

But Trump did this thing! Last year and this year, he sold naming rights for the god damn state of the union. Why will no one hold him accountable for literally constant crimes?

He’s right about Chicago. I got shot three times today just traveling back and forth to work. This is better than yesterday when I was shot five times. Send amberlamps, plzkthx.

what is it with racism in white men and wearing fucking bow-ties (more often than not red ones)?

Venezuela

Reminds me of an article that quoted a woman in Florida shortly after the shut down began. She said “He’s not hurting the people he’s supposed to be hurting.” Let that sink in for a minute. A woman voted this man into office thinking his main responsibility was to hurt a segment of the population she didn’t like. This…

Odessa was the Tsarist Empire’s equivalent of New York City in how much of a melting pot it was; that ancestor was ethnically German. And Odessa’s in the Ukraine now, since Putin hasn’t gotten his hands on it yet. So that’s 3 countries that would try to pass her around to each other like a hot potato on the basis of…