Legally Bland

She didn’t complain when her pussy was grabbed.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

Sorry, I have a lot of feelings.

FUCK OFF FARAGE

Somehow, after 95 minutes during which Trump could not articulate a single cohesive policy statement or, for that matter any complete sentence; after he threatened to go Mussolini on her and throw her in jail if he wins; admitted to not paying taxes - and MSNBC and CNN are calling a draw. Did they watch the same…

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

Trumpunzel

Remember when the press sulked for-goddamn-ever about Hillary not wanting to do press conferences, despite still going on TV and doing interviews? How are they feeling now? Trump hasn’t had a press conference (the end-all, be-all of running for President, apparently) since the summer, wont talk to anyone but Fox &…

OMG. That’s what’s behind the hair. He’s growing it so he can let it down out of a window and someone can climb up it.

Another weekend, another hike. This time we hit 2 trails of the Devil’s Den State Park. Here are some pics to hopefully offset having to see Trump’s face all over the news lately:

Side effects may include:

My takeaway from this whole thing is

And yet, Pence has been “grabbing” women’s pussies with legislation while he’s been in office. He’s one to pearl clutch.

“Did I ever tell you the one about Nancy and Rooms to Go?”

I personally wish I was at the diner where pence was when he found out. It was apparently so bad that his staffers had to clear the press pool from the restaurant.

I’ve got to be honest, I think he’s said and done a whole lot worse IN THE PRESENT, and I’m a little dumbfounded that THIS SHIT is what might take him down, finally?!!!

“Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am”

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…