Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I watched one episode and stopped immediately because her kids are all awful people.

I watched Transparent for a while, but I stopped. I just could not stand watching the Maura’s kids.

I’m so happy he cut that shit off.

Once again, Richard Sherman ruins my attempt to abjectly and indiscriminately hate everything about the Seahawks.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

Word has it the same hashtag is above Donald Trump’s bed in neon.

A lot of people are saying Donald J. Trump murdered JonBenet Ramsey.

This fuckboy needs to answer questions about when I can fill up my tank without going on a Tolkien-esque quest for a station that actually has gas. NC just stays taking Ls, and largely because of this dude and the Republican General Assembly. I swear to god if my fellow North Carolinians vote for this guy again, man.

i dont think its specifically gendered - many of my friends, who ascribe to variety of genders and do not like athletic competitions - use this as a blanket term to describe all sports.

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Also, this is a particularly great social media round up with a lot of great Trump burns.

I bet they’re going to leave it all on the field too.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

He is so incredibly punchable.

I know nothing about him but I don’t like him because his character in The Devil Wears Prada was insufferable.

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As an NC resident, I’m really glad to see this—NC was warned well in advance by both the NCAA and NBA (as well as a number of the states and businesses who have also withdrawn). The governor and legislature did nothing so I’m glad these weren’t just empty threats. Just a handful of bigots in the capitol can undo…

I know you’re joking, but they’re probably applauding him for keeping this shit up. I live in NC and saw a McCrory campaign commercial tonight where he basically triple-downed on HB2, calling the controversy over it “political correctness” and that the law was “common sense.” I’m going to derive great pleasure filling…