It's a good thing he didn't fly into a wall or he'd have been American Graffiti!

Did he have a bad feeling about this?

"Intersectionalism is cunt-rammin' AWESOME."

Looks like Karl Lagerfeld. And that is not a good look.

I'm surprised that I'm surprised by this look. The turtleneck is a ... choice.

Totally. I have two kids. We were/are looking to adopt a third. My mental health was questioned because I was sad after two miscarriages. I was told they would have to investigate to make sure they could trust me with a child. But here this guy was allowed to adopt two and he doesn't even want them.

I'm in if we can we mix in a Moody Blues tune once in a while. Or at least maybe some Little River Band?

It is common. More common among christian foreign adoptions.

My cousin, a single woman with not a lot of money but a good heart, got put through the RINGER to become a foster mother and these fuckers are passing kids around?

The trouble with christian values: they never outlast ones' ability to embody them.

I hope this results in more attention on the gray market for children. Rehoming is common and tragic.

"...To find out how much it would cost to have a hooker sh_t on me... so I could impress others with an accurate price quote during pleasant after dinner conversations."

I can't play any instruments, but I volunteer to stand off to one side gyrating and occasionally yelling, "STEELY DAN!"

When the "stripper/crack whore" in your story is a better troll than you are, you are a bad troll who should feel bad.

Re: the last screenshot-

The guy expected Shangri La for $20?

I really don't get all the hated toward Lena Dunham in the comments. There are annoying people in the world. She may very well be one of them. She owns who she is and confident, even though I suspect she knows that she's annoying. That's pretty cool in my book. As far as I'm concerned anyone who does as much as she…

Lena Dunham took something and made it mostly about her? NO WAY!

Thin Mints are gross.