It's a pretty common proverb — "in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

I know... Cottage cheese and canned pears is where it's at.

I've always heard it as "colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra", actually... Still, I'm pretty sure the warlocks would be equally cold in such a mechanism :)

I've gotten worse bruises from falling asleep on a textbook.

Only tangentially related, but I hate having to pay so much more for tall sizes. Yes, it is technically more fabric, but that's it — it's literally just more fabric added to the hem. Occassionally the dress will have a longer torso or the like, but yeah. I couldn't imagine having to buy both "big & tall" for female…

Even with the unf-worthy beard. And the dorky, adorable smile. And the glorious arms holding ten thousand puppies. Still creepy.

As a "feminist," I feel obliged to say that this guy is an "asshole."

My thoughts on most Tinder comments.

She typically wears supplemental hairpieces on the red carpet (you can see them in more detail on TLo), so there's probably one — or twelve — out there!

My favorite Julia moment? The scene that reminds me of what it means to be both a good doctor and a good person.

That height thing pisses me off, as they're probably short girls who can have their pick of the litter! Tall guys are almost never interested in tall girls (e.g., a 6'1" behemoth like myself), it seems, and short(er) guys are either uninterested or have some (personally unappealing) Amazonian/domination fetish...…

Oh, I get it! I am so into A/B/O stuff it's not even funny... I will read the shittiest fanfic if there's even a hint of omega!Steve Rogers (I have waaaay too many sexual fantasies involving Captain America — and Chris Evans in every form, because why the hell not — but c'est la vie) and it's actually embarrassing how…

Really? I could've sworn Otto Titsling was involved.

I lost it at "The Erotic Maypole".

I shall join you in your love of Lucky — there's just something about the snazzy stickers and honest pricing that gives me the fuzzies!

I have a similar style from Athleta that is somewhat more flattering, as the cutouts are slightly less showy and are centered more towards the sides. Still, for the most part it's all awkward tit flap (I'm only a 34D, which doesn't look like much on a 6'1" frame) and displays my one missing rib to its full…

For 50 bucks, just get a fucking mani/pedi and be done with it.

With giant Diva cups for chairs?