Not anal, apparently.

That must be his first child, a veteran Dad would have used her as a ball retrieval system.

Thank God the bleachers are pushed back in Anaheim. We came really close to another angel in the outfield.

I call bullshit on this. No way Rob can fit his way through that door, even if there isn’t a car in there.

I’m sure it’ll be a defense verdict when the jury finds out how many Ryan family holidays have been held there.

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

“He was bleeding out of his...whatever.” ~ Donald Trump

RG3rdReich

“and Hitler drops back for the pass, he throws! Caught for the touchdown!”

He also thinks that Subway is the best sandwich shop in the universe. Poor taste all around.

I feel like I’m the best commenter on Kinja.