Wait......how do you decline the paint destroying carwash or tell them you aren’t a member of the  super saver discount program without the shitty interface??   All that damn thing does is let you pump gas.

Thinking you are witty but fucking up the simplest of sentences must be frustrating.

No!  It is their fault.  Fuck all of ‘em.

I’ve seen your mother’s ham sandwich and it looks nothing like a vag.........wait, I screwed that up.  Nevermind.......

2020 MotoGP Champion after replacing Jorge Lorenzo at Repsol Honda.

Who says you can’t have civil disagreements on the internet??

Sorry for the loss of your father. Your comment about letting his friends know how the family is doing is nothing close to the Schumacher family not commenting publicly on Michaels condition. Obviously Michael’s friends, like Todt, know how he and the family are doing. Regardless of his public life as a racer or…

Already bought one.  Kept the Roadmaster, but haven’t ridden it much since the FTR came home a couple of months ago.  Absolutely amazing bike. 

That damn grease on the screen is annoying though.

You would be shocked at what a Roadmaster can do.

It has much more character than the BMW.   If I had to do nothing but interstate for 2,000 miles, I’d probably go with the BMW.  Rock solid at high speed and silky smooth.  I hate riding interstates though, so that would take me back to the Indian.

Why would you ride across Nebraska in the first place??

Had a 2016, now a 2018. It’s a big heavy bike in the garage, but once moving it handles like one half it’s size. Absolutely amazing bike that just devours miles year round (if you don’t live where it snows at least). Best motorcycle purchase I’d ever made........until I bought an FTR1200.

And I feel bad for the people that don’t get it.  They really don’t know what they are missing.  

Yep, unless it is made or wholly assembled in Brazil, you are getting taxed to death. In some cases, 100%. I worked for a motorcycle manufacturer, the only way to sell them for a price someone can afford is to send complete knock down units (i.e. taken apart down to the individual nut and bolt) and do assembly in…

Could they replicate the fires though??

I’d rather they have my fingerprints than have to partially undress every damn time I fly.

Yep, Precheck is basically useless in Atlanta on Monday and Friday mornings.  If you don’t have Clear or access to the first class line, you are almost better off in the regular security line.

Clearly not rocket science, point was modern F1 cars are too big. The damn things are the size of a NASCAR cup car now (length and width, not weight and height....before you get all rocket sciencey again).

You must have zero passion for anything in your life, which is sad for you.