Goddamnit! I had just forgotten about that whole Bill O’Reilly phone sex scandal but since you brought it up again along with CAPTAINOH’s comment about banging Putin I think I need to schedule an emergency session with my therapist. Thanks a lot guys!!!

But! But! You had Tulmeadow!

20 bucks says Huckapplebee is gonna be the replacement though, with her thick stupid drawl dripping lies while her eyes try to escape different directions. The damn theocrat lump.

Cecily could pull that off. I’d like to see them recruit Leslie Jordan to play Jeff Sessions.

When I was a kid there was a bear in my West Hartford neighborhood and we talked about it for years afterward. Now they’re all over the place.

THIS!!! I’m dying right now. Perfect imagery!!!

Please tell me you caught last night’s skit. It was awesome!

check up on any police reports of stolen pick-a-nick baskets.

Don’t just paint over the light switches people ffs

Now on vinyl....

Also, they went ballistic against a person for wearing the patch in the beginning. That’s like if you bought something from Forever21 and some rando person started screaming at you for stealing from them, as if you, the purchaser were somehow at fault. Are we now supposed to know and give credit to every single…

I’ll sum it up: 1) Harper’s Bazaar used a piece of copy written by Sara Sutterlin without her permission, on a patch that ended up on several jackets given out at a more or less fancy feminist event 2) Sutterlin blamed a couple of other media players run by fancy high-visibility women, Rookie and Lennie 3) Sutterlin…

I just get a bad taste when someone calls someone a “demon” or ridicules their attempts to fix a situation. I suppose I feel like it was unnecessary. Yes, they got what they wanted in the long run, but some times the process is as important as the outcome.

I think everyone agrees that artists need to be paid, and that artistic theft is a huge deal and needs to be addressed, however, calling people “demons” and “disgusting” and basically making yourself look juvenile in the process is exactly what happens in high school. I agree, the shitty statement (which at first was…

artistic theft IS a big deal. but the way they handled this? high school AS HELL. calling names and yelling on social media? that’s not how a legit company operates.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way.

- two magazines, both starting with the letter L, which is honestly the most confusing part

When some women speak, it is mostly bullshit. Christ, gurls, take all the money and your multiple apologies that those people gave you, give up the quest for the pound of flesh, and get thy sorry asses hence to the kombucha bar to drown thy grievances.

oh for fuck’s sake.