You are a Goddess. The Goddess of cutting through bullshit with a fierce and fiery gaze. The Goddess of unadulterated clarity in confusion. I am lighting a candle and raising a glass to you, friend. ✨🍸✨

Every 2 hours? Really??? 😕 I thought levels were checked maybe daily...at max.

I imagine it will be like Tim Allen’s hair in the Santa Clause. No matter what he does, it still stays white. XD

That’s what baby pools are for. You just avoid those and hope that the chlorine in them gets checked every two hours.

Me too! The snarky writing is what keeps me coming back!

Seriously.

too late to ETA previous comment/accidental double post, sorry

I’ve said it before, but it begs repeating. I simply refuse to get into natural bodies of water because your literally swallowing Fish-Shit Tea. Just thinking about all of the decomposing carcases...blech! And I didn’t even think of this last part until another commenter mentioned it to me last month, but there’s tons…

I know there are people who would never want to live in a place surrounded by cornfields, but my god, ocean animals are fucking WEIRD. I’ll keep my deer and occasional wild turkeys, thanks.

Or walk in sand since it is basically all clam poop.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

This is the most important investigative journalism happening in America. And, you know, I heard that a very senior law enforcement official might be looking for new opportunities. Could really help crack the shark fucking case.

500 Days of Shark Humping

I think you very well may be right. I wouldn’t know because I refuse to even look at the guy anymore. It’s not hyperbole when I say anytime he’s on the TV or there’s a photo of him and his family I can’t look at any of them.

I am nervous for the day that comes when we look back at the Trump period and say the same.

A “bit of a tire?”

In his case it won’t be premature. Agent Orange is already ​20+ yrs past due. So he’ll probably just dye it some more

Ha! Good catch. I didn’t even see that.