It’ll just be a fleshlight

The cartoon I came across today wasn’t quite as amazing as Geisel’s. But this one here did get a slight chuckle out of me.

You mean the future site of an arson? Don’t know, don’t care.

Way too sophisticated and left-wing for Sunkist Hitler. Don’t forget that Ted Geisel drew this amazing cartoon during the 1940's:

Trump Presidential Library

Wonder how the Trump Presidential Library will cover this affair.

She did, but they started freezing her out and leaving her off of committees just this past week. Guess they figure we stopped paying attention.

Does anyone know how diverse this administration is? Any hard numbers in comparison to the past few administrations?

Too easy, hon...

Well yeah, I used to hang out with people as a teenager doing that.

This shit wont die down because people and teens are stupid.

Wait, the real story here is that prom reveals are a thing now. Like seriously — you need the dress, the date, the ride, the noteworthy PROMPOSAL, and now... you also have to SHOCK AND AMAZE people with a stunt worthy of a viral video when you actually get to the prom, too? I must be extra old and crotchety or…

Royal blue dress.

No real goth would ever go to prom.

1. The coffin lid was open

Plus a lot of musicians/performers these days have to post on social media constantly to be accessible to fans and stay relevant. That adds another thing to be exhausted about.

It’s really nothing new, but when movie studios, record companies and networks were all powerful, they’d often quietly get their contracted stars help and always bury the story.

So are there whispers on which Dem might toss their hat in the ring for 2020? I know it’s too early to tell anything now. But I just want to see some kind of hope on the horizon.

It didn’t after the Civil War, though, although sharecropping, convict labor, and the Black Codes were basically 85% of the way to slavery when you get down to it.

I know it’s too soon to tell. But I wonder if the depression or suicide rates will go up this year because of this shit storm that is the new administration.