Came here for this, was not disappointed. Thank you for your service.

“For observation and treatment in relation to a pre-existing condition.”

So guess who all of a sudden came up and spoke to me at the office Christmas meal acting like nothing ever happened, only to claim that they “never had a problem with you [me] talking to me”.

I am mostly decluttering, or at least thinking about what to declutter at the moment. I’m trying hard to decide what to do with physical media such as CDs though; has streaming online has largely rendered them obsolete, or am I justified keeping them?

Good Evening, Jezzies!

It’s four days till Christmas and that just makes me excited that Mardi Gras is right around the corner.

My family is all liberals so our political discussions tend to be along the lines of tax the billionaires or axe the billionaires lol

Ma father died in an accident when I was very young. My mother and his parents always made an effort to keep me and my brother in touch with and a part of his family, which included Christmas eve dinners. One year in my late teens my notoriously drunken uncle started telling old stories about times with my father,…

Can we possibly have a sweet Pissing Contest next week? I’m set to have Christmas dinner with my mom’s husband who threatened to give everyone Trump Rally jigsaw puzzles for X-Mas on FB. I'd spend it with some friends instead except my favorite aunt and uncle are coming into town and we just lost my grandpa so it…

My friend invited me to her husband’s very Italian American Christmas Eve. His grandparents immigrated when the kids were very small, and so Grandad doesn’t speak too much English and the grandkids either speak some or no Italian. They were doing the whole Feast of Seven Fishes so I was more than happy to show up.…

Last year, I went out to a fancy Christmas Eve dinner with my Republican, Trump-loving parents. I made a happy announcement that my boyfriend and I had discussed getting engaged. My curmudgeonly dad proceeded to lay into me and tell me all of the reasons that my boyfriend would “never marry me,” including anti-Semitic…

My kids poop on a schedule. Unfortunately it takes place about 10 minutes before we have to leave for school! Ugh!

I’ve always been told that if you aren’t pooping at work, you are leaving money on the table.  

I did not realize that everyone did not live their life this way. I figured everyone had their regularly scheduled poop time, either morning, noon, or night. I wake up stupid early before work because I shall not be rushed.

I pop 200mg of caffeine as soon as I wake up, so thirty minutes later it’s special delivery time, like clockwork. Taking a dump at work is something I strive to avoid. It’s gross and everyone knows what you just did, too.

Make sure they're ground flax seeds, otherwise they'll pass right through you! 

Cup of coffee and a cigarette are the trick to shitting every morning. Yes, this is not healthy, but it works. 

I have had problems not going, but if I eat red lentils I can always go the next morning. Used to eat lots of high fiber wheat based cereals and don’t anymore as they caused pain and bloating. Red lentil soup, homemade, is a staple in my kitchen. I make it like at least a few times a month. Also lately been eating…

Honestly? This isn’t the worst advice. Coffee (okay lots of coffee) and a little food and then going is the best I’ve ever been able to treat my IBS-C.

I actually had constipation problems a few years ago until i started eating oatmeal in the morning. Im pretty regular now in the mornings even if I stopped eating oatmeal for breakfast. The only issue I get is the anxiety of plane travel. I cant poop easily on planes.