Any time I try to imagine Slumlord Barbie and Ken actually doing anything, all I can picture are scenes from Absolutely Fabulous where Edina would attempt to do something, even as something as simple as boiling pasta, and be utterly incapable. (May the gods bless Patsy for never attempting anything other than opening…

“I think everything’s a question of priorities. We have our priorities in the White House. We’re fighting every day for the American worker.”

This is the first time hearing that Javanka are in charge of something gives me a sense of deep, peaceful relief.

And you’d think the Pizzagate people would be all over it since they’re so serious about getting the pedos.

https://frinkiac.com/

There’s still time.

And yet Boris Johnson remains disappointingly unslapped.

“the Queen lightly slapped him across the face”

She gets it from her mum:

I have yet to check out Line of Duty, I'll make sure to do so ASAP!

That is completely inappropriate! I live in Portland and commute on the bus! Flipflops are out of the question! I do wish I could just stop giving a shit, but that’s just not my nature. That’s actually why I’m so pissed off about this whole situation. On the up side, as I told one person whose last day was Friday…

Donald Trump is also evil & stupid. You forgot to include those descriptors. 

I was with you up until that last line.

Girl, I would just walk in there every day in flipflops and a straw hat and openly drink rum out of a coconut. 

Ten days, everyone. Six workdays.  Words cannot express how much I am looking forward to being able to walk out of there for the last time.

I love candy corn and have always loved candy corn. I remember the first time I heard someone say “everybody hates hate candy corn why do they even make it” I thought it was a joke, like saying “everybody hates pizza”. I buy candy corn without regard for season. I limit myself to one bag of mellowcreme pumpkins each…

Can I go off on the prices of pumpkins and mums/stalks/whatever? I stopped at three nurseries and pop-up shops to compare prices. $35 for a large pumpkin, 3 for $24 for small mums. I walked out of all three places (which had no other customers but me). They let these things rot if they’re not sold, has no one…

This week I had miraculously gotten my work bonus so I was able to rent a car to go to my HRT anniversary appointment which went well. While I had a car after not having one for 4 months, I went out a lot, did a bunch of shopping, and feel really good about it. Now I’m waiting for the deposit back so I can pay my…

Will someone please take me out of the greys? I’ve been a regular commenter since 2008 (starred in two different systems) and I’ve never harrassed anyone or posted porny or violent images. please...