This is the only story I liked this week and it was so brief!

I hope this leads to our next pissing contest: "your most, 'I immediately regret this decision' moment"

Hard as a two day old turd.

damn girl, you ruthless 

I joined the Marines and deployed half a world away. Take that, mom!

Being featured in Pissing Contest is legitimately the high point of my week.

I’m a women’s photographer and I get some good influencer clients and mostly bad ones. The good ones contact me, tell me they will want shoots with x images, digitals only with commercial (social media) copyrights every 6-8 weeks in a certain style with x outfit changes, get a quote, sign a contract, and after 2 or 3…

A few weeks ago, I was driving through the desert en route to Los Angeles when I stopped off at a roadside Denny’s. It was 4:49 in the morning. My waitress, as tired as I was, handed me a coffee with a concerned smile.

No, she’s going to ‘Be Best’. Duh. Sometimes Being Best means you gotta go to Wyoming. She’s a real role model, you know? Doing the hard things, to Be Best.

I’m glad at least she’s getting out of the house. I swear, what does she do all day? I really would like to see her calendar. She has got to be the laziest first lady ever.

She tries so hard to look like an Indiana Jones villain.  Be Best, indeed...

Melania does not appear to be a strong proponent of anything.  

“That’s not a monkey!"

Probably from a lack of sleep because he didn’t get a sweet bed on Kinja deals.

Thanks, Ming, for the inspiration you brought to Dick Wolf and to us all.

The coincidental age reminds me of the time I read an on-this-day for October 4, 1989, that said:

Honestly Anne is #goals for me, I can’t wait to be a cranky old bitch.

I need to start watching this show.

There is always Skeksis wedding dress

Seriously FUCK Wendy Williams. She used to be so fun and sassy a lifetime ago but really is just toxic