“Your Holiness...I have only one question...can you make the consumption of Dippin’ Dots a mortal sin?”

I’m going to assume Matt Damon turns into a tiny Bourne who has to crawl into people’s ears and punch their brains to kill them.

This movie...you’re so (not going to make) money, baby.

I think maybe the first sign of a declining summer box office should have been “The Hitman’s Bodyguard, a movie you literally will not remember by the end of the year, was #1 for two weeks!”

500 Days of Bummer

Finnish President: “Umm...I’ve got to leave. Our country has spent the last 75 years trying to explain being aligned with totalitarian dictators and I don’t want any further confusion.”

“I am vengeance...I am...the early evening...because I have to be home by the 11 p.m. curfew.”

“This vigilante...they call him The Night.”

And that’s the best defense of Michael Bay you’re ever going to see! Lots of funny, sweet, crazy stuff here from a guy who always brings an off-kilter side to any role he’s in.

I’m so out of touch with what’s popular for the MTV crowd. I haven’t even heard of this Politics band!

Teen Vogue provides some of the most respected coverage of national events and MTV is becoming increasingly socially and politically conscious...is there nowhere that teenagers can go for just pure trash entertainment anymore?

Oh ok, I can see that.

I thought putting the bridge so close to the finish was great! Of course I’m pro chaos and don’t care about the fairness of losing to last minute shells, so I can see not liking it as well.

As someone whose driving skills are lacking and who relies on recklessness and pure chaos to win, I hated all Rainbow Road courses. Too many agonizing moments of waiting to race while being dragged up by Lakitu.

Wow. That’s some amazing resolve and awareness. If I would have been in her situation, I wouldn’t have made it 20 feet between the injuries and complete lack of survival skills.

Not even including the distracting-to-concerning racial and societal implications of the movie, I never liked Gone With The Wind. Three hours to get to “Tomorrow is Another Day!”? That’s it? No thank you.

Gonna have to give Dave “Gruber” Allen my vote for town troubadour. I hear he does a killer version of Alice Cooper’s “I’m Eighteen.”

High School Rory + High School Jess = Toxic...but I also love all of their post high school interactions. He matures into a less rash and less insanely jealous person and they have great rapport. I, like Gwen, assumed they would end up together in the future and thought the revival was heading that way...until, um,…

You can watch if you want to...go ahead give it a try.

Another Cult leader to be featured this season: Ian Astbury.