Have you ever watched Iron Fist...on weed?

“I have seen the future and all I can say is...go back.”

He still fared better there than whatever version of Hot Rod was in the last Transformers movie. He was a French-Japanese robot that had a gun that froze time. And saying he had a gun that froze time was about 75 percent of his dialogue. That movie caused brain damage that is still being discovered.

I’m of the opinion that the truck flip is the only action shot that truly works as well. The leadup has some great moments (Nicky Katt is the unsung hero of that sequence, providing dialogue for two people to keep Gordon’s identity a secret to the audience)...and a lot of crazy cuts that just disorient.

“Mr. Mills...we have your daughter.”

Any time investment of the No Limit Soldiers Wrestling Experience will be worth it at least for “Rap is Crap,” the scathing diss track from the West Texas Rednecks.

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson was the strongest video game character, sports or otherwise, of all time. The joy of running up and down the screen and sending puny defenders flying was one of the purest moments of video game satisfaction.

Crazy Stupid Love would work equally well for this movie’s title.

We’ve written 263 songs and they’re all about Joe!