“See here, Sugar Bowl, you’re playing a bit too rough. That poor teakettle is cracked enough.”

I always enjoyed the mysterious main title.

Thank God they didn’t or we’d never hear the end of it here.

Their greatest song was “Portobello Road” from “Bedknobs and Broomsticks.”

“We got another donation from Kevin Smith. A check, plus a dozen oversized hockey jerseys, five pairs of calf-length board shorts, and ten ‘Clerks II’ baseball caps.”

I remember Julian walking into a bank with his rum and Coke and I think once he got into a car accident without spilling his drink.

Lahey was NOT a bisexual. He and Randy were only dressed up as the Lone Ranger and Tonto because they were practicing for a community theater production. Yeah.

A shit leopard never changes its shit spots.

I showed my imaginary daughter that movie once and it did not go well.

Oh, who gives a rat’s ass about a “Young Han Solo” story?

If it’s been a sell-out costume, I have the feeling there are a lot of people who don’t really know who Anne Frank is beyond “heroic girl in a ‘40s outfit.” I wonder how many Jewish people (who must know who Anne Frank is) bought the costume.

Hey, knock knock? Who’s there?

Seeing it this Saturday.

Wait - does she weigh more than a duck?

I liked the one where Alf got very loud hiccups on the day of Kate’s mom’s wedding and it turned out the only thing that could cure him was spinach, which he hated. 10-year-old me thought the line “No way! On my planet, Popeye is considered a geek!” was hilarious.

“HEY, AL, HOW MUCH FOR A COPY OF ‘ORGASM’? THIS MAN WANTS TO BUY A COPY!”

The “nice guy” argument always struck me as weak (and that goes triple if you’re talking Harvey Weinstein, who’d have a terrible reputation even if he never touched a single woman). Almost nobody out there is Mr. Burns-level mean to everyone. I’m sure Harvey had the capacity to be sweet, and generous, and just plain…

Don’t forget a young Giancarlo Esposito getting electrocuted by a video game in “Maximum Overdrive.”

I had one The Brave and the Bold comic...it was Superman and Batman being interviewed on the radio by a DJ who had a bomb under her seat that was planted by the engineer who had a crush on her.

The Friday the 13th series is garbage. I’ve seen a couple in the theatre (including the first one at the Prince Charles in Leicester Square on Halloween) and none of them are scary.