What’s next: will a Russian prostitute urinate on it?

Oh Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, I do declare! That one sure was a knee-slapper! Suh, you are the livin’ end, I say, the vereh limit!

Oh, no doubt, my sympathies lie with the mail order bride, not the asshole purchasing/marrying her. I hope they take him for every cent.

Love this interview and this sounds like a fascinating book. Added it to my list! And I think I will carry it around in the meantime to throw at the next person who crows about the founding fathers.

I can believe it, but for some reason it never stops being surprising.

It’s the free market Bill, you should love this shit...

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

Chaffetz is in the golden shower video in the role of the mattress.

Shhhh, we’re supposed to pretend like that stuff doesn’t matter. ;)

He realizes that a single Democrat nearly beat 18 combined Republicans, right? He also knows the run-off election hasn’t happened yet?

I’m shocked you would even think so. She’s working for free because of her love for America! America! Your suspicious mind is so unfair to Ivanka. She loves her country and Karma is giving her the trademarks. Because of her purer, higher love for America. Shocked, I am!

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions III is worse than Betsy DeVos.

There’s so much to unpack here. Have you noticed that it’s harmful federal intrusion when trying to protect civil right but if a state legalizes pot that state is over stepping?

YES.

If a book came out just like this replacing republican with democrat, I guarantee you it would not be a best seller, which I think says something.

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” —Maya Angelou

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

In his defense, he only said he had a full head of hair. He didn’t say he brought it with him.