I’ve always wondered how men manage to ride horses. I’ve had some very ill-placed bruises and chafing from (yes, I know how it sounds) a rough ride. I can’t imagine what happens to less streamlined parts.

But the cleanups create jobs!

Another Beautiful Dead Girl story? Fuck that shit. Then again, when I was that age and morbidly depressed, I wouldn’t have felt induced to follow suit because I knew damn well that a weird girl with bad skin and no boobs could never pull off Beautifully Tragic.

Unfortunately for karma, I think this particular boob doesn’t have the right kind of ancestry to get caught up in the war on drugs that the KKKeebler Elf intends to fight.

I found out about Chuck Tingle when he got nominated for a Hugo award as a stupid protest stunt...and proceeded to write a rude, erotic story to basically give the finger to the guys who nominated him.

That is one big orange snowflake.

I don’t actually believe loneliness is the root cause, and, if it is, it’s compounded by something dangerous. What bothers me is not the desire for companionship, but that the “companionship” desired is that of a physically perfect and totally compliant...thing that only exists to fulfill the user’s needs. Maybe…

Ok...lonely, socially awkward, neurologically atypical woman here. And yes, I own an electric wang. Buy I don’t want it telling me what a beautiful and special snowflake I am, and I sure as heck don’t want it to have a “personality.” Its purpose is purely mechanical, as it were, to take care a biological urge that…

Chislic. It’s deep fried lamb or mutton on a stick, generally served w/ salt and soda crackers. This is such a local thing that the true chislic (NOT breaded, and NEVER beef, thank you very much) is confined to like two counties in southeast South Dakota. Those of us who grew up in the actual chislic belt get very…

Darn right, since GW 1) actually had reservations about slavery but lacked the guts to do anything about even his own slaves during his lifetime; and 2) anyway, the guy would probably be appalled by how these righty creeps treat him like a demigod.

Their argument appears to be that mechanization and general economic forces would have naturally brought slavery to an end, and then everyone would have held hands, sung kumbaya, and, you know, not lynched anyone. All this Jim Crow, white nationalist terrorism stuff only happened because the US (not gonna call it the…

This, this, a thousand times this. Pence may be an evil little mother-lover, but at least he’s not going to start a damn war while eating self-branded cake.

Damn it, is it wrong that this makes me think “Well, at least it means last night’s idiocy is marginally less likely to kick off a war with Russia”?

And twenty bucks says he is none of the things he expects from his theoretical mate. But she - perfect, lovely, easygoing and wonderful she - should want him because he’s a nice guy, by which he means he hasn’t been convicted of a felony or kicked a puppy lately.

I’ve found it helps to tuck your pants in your socks when you go out hiking. Also, those horrible slick synthetic gym pants are hard for them to climb; I used to wear those, tucked into socks, when I was out chopping weeds in the pastures and hardly ever got a tick. I looked like an idiot, but no ticks. Also,…

Yes, but I should probably point out that, at this point in my life, I’d probably say yes to anyone who isn’t 1) morbidly obese; 2) old enough to need blue pills; or 3) a Trumpkin.

Buddy, if we were talking about the “totalitarian ideologies that...threaten America”, the entire Trump administration would be out on its ass.

Prior to 2016, I’d have said things were getting better, and we were moving, though slowly, towards a world where this kind of bs and, e.g., hanging a noose in someone’s workspace as a “joke” would become so rare that an instance would make national news. In February 2017, however, I’m thinking I was wrong.

Dead on. That is definitely her schtick. It explains so much of what she does, how she survives, and why King Rump has kept her around.

I was pretty apolitical at that age, but I did a bunch of research on forfeiting my citizenship after Bush won round 2. How little we knew...