It isn’t. But the average right wingnut doesn’t know a damn thing about the Constitution he claims to love and has probably never even read it, let alone become acquainted with the precedent interpreting it. And the few that do Just. Don’t. Care. Rights, in their minds, are things that only exist for people like…

Obviously, we harpies who can’t get a strong man to marry us deserve to live in penury as punishment.

I still think the most messed up part is that every single person in that castle gets cursed because their boss is a dick.

At this rate, we’ll be lucky if it’s just Iran.

So...let me get this straight. Terrorism is an immigrant thing. It’s not something we have to worry about from natives. Unless they’re, you know, actual Natives. It’s only American born white people who are safe. Sure, they might frequently kill a bunch of strangers to make a point, but that’s not terrorism; it’s…

Ouch. You know a guy is bad if the best thing you can say about him is he hasn’t beheaded anyone yet.

We had some actual paid protestors up in my neck of the woods. Funny how it turned out that they were being paid to go after a liberal...

Smashing her in the face IS building up women. She’s letting down the side.

This. A thousand times this. It’s the classic conservative “babies are precious until they’re born, whereupon they turn into poors. And we hate poors.” 

Maybe the way to deal with this is to hold a competing event on campus at the same time. Make it something incredibly stupid and facially apolitical, like a fart concert. Then, when our needy little racist realizes he’s being ignored by everyone but the five creeps on campus who invited him and asks a university…

The only reason I prefer a plasticine creep who seems to have blanked out most of the New Testament (so many inconvenient things about humility and love for the outcast) over Herr Rump is that he’s less likely to cause nuclear holocaust. Cold comfort, but better than nuclear holocaust.

If I can’t be delighted by the punch, can I at least enjoy him trying to fix his stupid hair afterwards?

How I hope you’re right...

Cut the woman some slack. It’s very hard to keep hold of a hand that small.

I’d say this was hypocritical, given the GOP’s moves to repeal the ACA rules covering obstetrical services. But, if fetuses are people, then they have the same right to die from lack of affordable healthcare that the rest of us do.

Come now. We can’t judge people based on what they wear, do, or say. It’s all about how they feel, which is demonstrated when they are confronted with what they’ve worn, done, or said and need to save their asses.

I know. It makes a decent sandwich, especially if you have spicy pickles.

In my corner of the upper Midwest, people call that stuff “funeral meat” because it gets served at the post funeral lunches (alongside numerous “salads” and cakes provided by the church ladies, of course). Though when you think of the other things funeral meat could be, ham salad doesn’t look so bad.

I’m pretty damn pleased with this. I’ve been trying to wrangle an invitation to a weenie roast, but apparently it’s not something people actually do.

Oh, it’s not the “meet someone, fall in giant love (or, heck, even just get laid)“ bit that I’m mad about not getting right. I was waiting for that whole personal fulfillment thing to kick in. Still waiting....