We’re gonna do it!

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

Hey I think you found Corey Mitchell!

“Why are you people always talking about race?” asked the racist.

“Why are you always talking about race?” asked the racist.

I kept trying to take care of it by myself but it kept getting worse.

Yeah, I would hate for the precious children to be exposed to the evils of marijuana while trying to watch two men beat each other to death with their bare hands for the enjoyment of a braying mob.

Great. Now I get to see Northside dudebros wearing racist t-shirts they bought just outside the stadium again...

Whoa whoa. You’re telling me that white people in charge of young black men and also profit massively from these black men’s talents would change the rules and not say anything? And then use the revised rule as a way of punishing said black men for going against the wishes of their white employers? In America?

Legit query: Is it only the Walls of Jericho if Chris does it? Do we have to call it the Boston Crab if someone else performs it?

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

Thanks Trump.

Crom! I have never prayed to you before; I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if there were good fights or bad. Why we watched, or PPV sales figures. All that matters is that McGregor waited for Twitter to run his mouth against a man who would murder him. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases…