Aren’t we all?

He’s always just a Perkins waitress away from everything falling apart again.

Who gives a shit? That’s his schtick. Let him have it.

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

My dog tends to apologize to ME if I trip over her or accidentally kick her.

I might be in the minority, but I’d say Ellis deserved what he got. I’m no JT Brown fan or even a bolts fan. No reason to throw even a light check with so little time left in a 3-0 game, let alone while your teammate has the puck.

Oh boy....what shall I say....

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

As a white guy, I legitimately didn’t know posse was considered a loaded term. Is this word something that is offensive to minorities? I’m genuinely curious because I had no idea.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Vines were made for this

I’m pretty sure Obama being elected President solved that.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.