Aren’t we all?

He’s always just a Perkins waitress away from everything falling apart again.

Who gives a shit? That’s his schtick. Let him have it.

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

I might be in the minority, but I’d say Ellis deserved what he got. I’m no JT Brown fan or even a bolts fan. No reason to throw even a light check with so little time left in a 3-0 game, let alone while your teammate has the puck.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

As a white guy, I legitimately didn’t know posse was considered a loaded term. Is this word something that is offensive to minorities? I’m genuinely curious because I had no idea.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Vines were made for this

I’m pretty sure Obama being elected President solved that.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Much. Thank you.

Likely it didn’t happen because her parents were smart enough to vaccinate her.