It’s a combination of being 90 miles from the Canadian border, and having a team that consistently does... well, pretty much this, on the regular.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Can’t

That's not what a tag out is.

This is most assuredly not a boneheaded decision.

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

A few shots, a few creams, and he’s still good to go.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

He found a new assistant who knew better than to offer some lousy cold-cuts.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

Very true.

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

“Don’t worry, that’s gonna get nerfed”, I lost it!

This might be photoshopped...but I could be wrong.

comin’ right up

Right here

You could say that this cosplay is “right on target.”